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i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
(via maze-of-moments)
- paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone
- Me: My OTP is the best thing that's ever happened to me
- Me: My OTP is the worst thing that has ever happened to me I will drown in these tears did you see the way they looked at each other I think I'm having a panic attack I can't breathe my heart is not supposed to feel like this omg I think I am dying
Julie - 13 years old - Portland, OR. 
